The Republic of Guinea Pig Horde XXIX is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, prohibition of alcohol, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.944 billion Guinea Pig Horde XXIXians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.5%.

The strong Guinea Pig Horde XXIXian economy, worth 563 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,892 francs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 267,384 per year while the poor average 13,094, a ratio of 20.4 to 1.

Phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, Guinea Pig Horde XXIXian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, and the mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic. Crime is almost non-existent. Guinea Pig Horde XXIX's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guinea Pig Horde XXIX is ranked 90,076^th in the world and 3,083^rd in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,265.62 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.